The all purpose one size fits all * Acme Glove Saver.
Lost a glove ?
Lost a pair of gloves ?
Stupidly left your Gloves on the roof of your van then driven off the following morning ?
Then you need ACME GLOVE SAVER !
Easy to fit** even if you have half a brain cell !
Order today to save further disappointment on top of losing your second pair of gloves in less than 3 months!
Acme Glove Saver is available in several sizes all at the same price of £59.99 or pay 1 instalment of just £9.99 + a one off down payment of £50 + £29.59 administration fee over 2 monthly instalments.
Custom fitting service is available for an extra £200 per glove.
To order follow the simple sizing instructions. Then contact in the normal way via our Nigerian office next to the Prince's mansion.
To determine the size of your Acme Glove Saver simply measure from your right wrist to your left wrist across your back at shoulder hight, add an extra 12'' to that figure to allow for knots & give. Persons of a left handed nature start from your left wrist.
*The use of sharp scissors may be required. Adult supervision may be the best option.
** See above. Get your Mum to do it for you.
Disclaimer... Acme Products International Corp accept no responsibility for any entanglements leading to strangulation. Lost fingers due to scissor use. Entrapment of small birds. Item may be used by Nut's. Knots not included or implied. Not machine washable. No Guarantee given or implied. No overall length specified.
