Snow White, Superman and Pinnochio were all out together one day when they spotted a sign saying "World's Most Beautiful Woman Contest... Here Today!"
Snow White says she'll give it a go.
Sure enough, she comes out smiling with a big gold medal.
Further along, another sign says "World's Strongest Man Contest... Here Today!"
Superman says that it would be no problem at all for him.
After a while he comes out smiling with a big gold medal.
The third sign they pass says "World's Biggest Liar Contest...Here Today!"
Pinnochio says that the medal's his.
Again, after a while he comes back out in tears, no medal.
"Who the feck is David Cameron anyway? " says Pinnochio!
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#8
The Half Decent Joke Thread...#8
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...