Two doctors were standing chatting in casualty when they spotted Lloydie walking rather strangely, "Lets do some spot diagnosis" said one of the doctors, "Ok, let me think, I'm going for a slipped disc" said the other doctor, "well i think its a rather nasty case of haemorrhoids" said the first doctor.
So they both approach LLoydie and say "excuse me but me and my colleague were discussing what your ailment is, I say its a slipped disc and my colleague thinks its haemorrhoids"
So Lloydie looks at the first doctor and says "so you think its a slipped disc, well your wrong sir" he looks at the second doctor and says "so you think its haemorrhoids, well your wrong sir".
The doctor then says, " well my good man what is wrong with you then ?"
Lloydie replies "well I thought I was going to fart......... I was wrong".
