My Story

[thehazmatguy]

My story:

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My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to
get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was
my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too,
and made me feel uncomfortable.


One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the
invitations.


So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that
soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that
she can't overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her
daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.


What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the
stairs.


I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front
door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.


Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me
and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family.


Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.