"First offender?" says the judge.
"Nope! First the Gibson then the Fender" replies the woman
Baboom tish...
I'll get me roadie to pick me coat up on the way out...
''Mac has left the building...''
Crap joke #364
Crap joke #364
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
"First offender?" says the judge.
"Nope! First the Gibson then the Fender" replies the woman
Baboom tish...
I'll get me roadie to pick me coat up on the way out...
''Mac has left the building...''
"First offender?" says the judge.
"Nope! First the Gibson then the Fender" replies the woman
Baboom tish...
I'll get me roadie to pick me coat up on the way out...
''Mac has left the building...''
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: Crap joke #364
I like it 
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Re: Crap joke #364
Better than #363.
How about this one:
What's blue and f**ks old women?
Hypothermia
How about this one:
What's blue and f**ks old women?
Hypothermia
If you've over-cooked it, just lean it over more.