Crap joke #372

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MacV2
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Crap joke #372

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My dead grandma has been teaching me the easy way to tie salad in a bow.

















It's Knot Rocket seance.




:tumbleweed:














I know, I know, truly shocking....I'll get me strait jacket on the way out...














Mind you I saw this joke & thought of Tony it's that bad... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Crap joke #372

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Made me smirk.

Not laugh, you understand, just smirk.
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tony.mon wrote:Made me smirk.

Not laugh, you understand, just smirk.
Smirks as good as a laugh for that joke Tony...
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Re: Crap joke #372

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Shaking my head in disbelief :-( , you've stumped to a all new low
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lloydie wrote:Shaking my head in disbelief :-( , you've stumped to a all new low
Yeah but lo calorie, which cant be a bad thing... :lol:
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Made me :lol:
Jamie :wave:
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