In the bedroom

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"Go on," I said to the wife, "let me see your sex face."

"No!" she snarled.

"There, wasn't too difficult, was it?"

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I almost overdosed on Viagra the other night.




The wife took it very hard.....

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English men between 40 and 60 years of age will, on average, have sex two to three times per week (and a small number a lot more) whereas Japanese men in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.
This has come as very upsetting news to me and most of my mates as none of us had any idea we were Japanese.

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