The Bear Necessities...

[MacV2]

Harry was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting.
He travelled up to Alaska, spotted a small brown bear and shot it.

Soon after there was a tap on his shoulder, and he turned around to
see a big black bear. The black bear said, "That was a very bad
mistake. That was my cousin. I'm going to give you two choices ....
either I maul you to death or we have sex." After considering
briefly, Harry decided to accept the latter alternative. So the black
bear had his way with Harry.

Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Harry soon recovered and
vowed revenge. He headed out on another trip to Alaska where he found
the black bear and shot it dead. Right after, there was another tap
on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to
him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Harry. That was my
cousin and you've got two choices ... either I maul you to death or
we have 'rough sex.'" Again, Harry thought it was better to
cooperate with the grizzly bear than be mauled to death. So the
grizzly had his way with Harry.

Although he survived, it took several months before Harry fully
recovered. Now Harry was completely outraged, so he headed back to
Alaska and managed to track down the grizzly bear and shot it. He
felt sweet revenge, but then, moments later, there was a tap on is
shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there.

The polar bear looked at him and said, "Admit it Harry.........
you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"

[lumpyv]

ha-ha .

[adyf]

Very good Mac far better than your normal baldrocks pmsl

[countrymick]

thats a good one

[bigtwinthing]

Very good Mac far better than your normal baldrocks pmsl

Yeh +1 i was thinking that.

[Saintsman27]

Har Har .... should have gone to Florida ... loads of bears gonna been hunted
by the Hunting Brigade where an official .. BEAR ... HUNT ... has been sanctioned
and ordered by the authorities today ... Yogi and his pals had better watch out