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last wishes

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Dave was taking his last breaths,his wife,two sons,daughter and a nurse were at his bedsideHe told his wife to get two more independent witnesses before his final statement.The witnesses were got and Dave told them his last wishes.He said to one his sons ,i want you to manage the properties in Mayfair and Park Lane.His other son was told he can manage all the other properties in and around Chelsea and Kensington,and his daughter could manage the Rolls Royce and Bentley dealership.His wife was told to manage a small row of terraced houses.After he had said his last wishes one of the nurses looked at his wife with a tear in her eye and said, I didn't realise your husband was such an affluent and wealthy man,he must have worked really hard to build up such a portfolio.His wife looked at the nurse with a frown and said,wealthy ! he was a fecking window cleaner.
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:thumbup: :lol:

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