At the Hotel

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At the Hotel

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A Hotel guest calls the Front desk and the clerk answers,
"May I help you?"
The woman says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my husband and he says he's going to jump out of the window."
The desk clerk says, "I'm sorry madam, but that's a personal matter."
The woman replies, "Listen you idiot. The window won't open... and that's a maintenance matter."
I like my bikes like my women - Loud with two big cylinders :D
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:lol: :thumbup:

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I like that lol
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