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simon t · Post by **simon t** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 2:58 pm

Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please
Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.
Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?
Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare
Customer: Hamburger Relish?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Sausage and Mash?
Shopkeeper: Cancer scare
Customer: Cottage Pie?
Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.
Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare?
Shopkeeper: Yes
Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then.
Shopkeeper: Certainly. Â£4.50 please.
Customer: Thanks

Makes you wonder . . . . . . . .

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Tue Mar 15, 2005 11:26 pm

Bloody disgrace...........................................the price of fags these days

L8RGYZ · Post by **L8RGYZ** » Thu Mar 17, 2005 5:54 pm

If they put a higher tax on all those other items, I assure you the bureaucrats will be sure to have them readily available!