The Half Decent Joke Thread...#25

[MacV2]

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids - I just don't get it.'

'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'

'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.

'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'

'On the other side of the river near the Parliament car park in London.

'Same here. Hmm.....How do you catch them?' asked the big Croc.

'Well, I crawl up under one of their big Lexus, BMW or Mercedes cars and wait for one to unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the sh1t out of them and eat 'em!'

'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the sh1t out of a Politician, there's nothing much left but an arsehole with a briefcase

[alanfjones1411]

Ha ha,so very true.

[Stepkevh]

hahahahaha wombles great joke

[Mav617]

Bit like the difference between a slaggy bird and KFC: when you're finished with the breast and thighs, all your left with is a sweaty box!