A bloke goes to the council to apply for a job in the office.
The interviewer asks him,"Are you allergic to anything"?
He replies, "Yes caffeine."
"Have you ever worked for the public service before."
"Yes I was in the army"he says,I was in Iraq for two tours."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says "Yes,a mine exploded next to me when I was there and I lost both my testicles." The interviewer grimaces and then says,"O.K.
You've got enough points for me to take you on right away.
Our normal hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm.......but you can start tomorrow at 10.00am-and carry on starting at 10.00am everyday."
The bloke is puzzled and asks."If the work hours are from 8.00am to 4.00pm ,why don't you want me here until 10.00am?
I'm not looking for any special treatment y'know."
"What you have to understand is that this is a council job,"the
interviewer says, "For the first two hours,we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.There's no point coming in for that."
Council job interview
Council job interview
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- alanfjones1411
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SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN
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Ha ha ,I like that [THUMBS UP SIGN]
- bigtwinthing
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thats disgraceful. I was a Council Worker. We started ball scratching and Tea at 9 

missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!
Re: Council job interview
I worked for the council for two days. I couldn't hack the boredom of having scive and if I worked I would have dropped the other in in it. 

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cybercarl wrote:I worked for the council for two days. I couldn't hack the boredom of having scive and if I worked I would have dropped the other in in it.
whats that in English carl

missing the noise, not the vibes. However never say never!