One for the Wife

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After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said "You're an alphabet wife... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K".
She asks "What the hell does that mean?"
He said "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said... "Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?"
He said "I'm Just Kidding!"

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How many broken bones did he get away with

Chris.

[VTRDark]

Q: Who says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me?
A: A guy who has never been hit with a dictionary.