They're certainly black.
And a 55" 4K smart tv, black again, well, until you turn it on.
Wife's face? That's giving me black looks too.
Am I getting the hang of this?
I blame the Americans. (Just generally, not about this in particular).

I wanted to buy a whiteboard, Tippex and some whitewash, but apparently there aren't any discounts applying to those at the moment.