Crap joke #383

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MacV2
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Crap joke #383

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WARNING this joke may actualy contain some crap...!

















What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman?



























One shoots but can't hit........
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Re: Crap joke #383

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I'll keep looking for it :?
told you not to but oh no you knew better
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macdee wrote:I'll keep looking for it :?

Found it :lol:
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macdee wrote:I'll keep looking for it :?
Clue...The other hoots but...
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Re: Crap joke #383

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MacV2 wrote:Q: What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman?
A: One shoots but can't hit........
Now that one tickled me. :thumbup: There must be something wrong with my brain today, as I got the other half straight away.
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:wtf:
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:lol: :thumbup:

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