Be careful chaps what you get the other half

[sirch345]

Okay this is an old one I know, although I still find it funny:-
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Chris.

[lloydie]

New pan set is off the cards then :-(

[carmanbikes]

Better send that hoover back

[tony.mon]

Damn.
I paid a lot of money for those talking bathroom scales.

[sirch345]

Don't panic chaps, I think you're okay if it's on her Christmas list of wants, although I can't guarantee it

Chris.

[turbo_billy]

Damn.
I paid a lot of money for those talking bathroom scales.

No, No Tony, when she said she wanted "something that goes from 0 - 60 in 3 seconds........." thats NOT what she meant

[Kev L]

Don't panic chaps, I think you're okay if it's on her Christmas list of wants, although I can't guarantee it

Chris.

No, no, no Chris. Don't be fooled into believing you can get away with that. Even if it's on the list, and the list contains all household implements, you have to choose from the hidden list which will always be jewellery, perfume, expensive clothing.
They try to lure you into making a mistake like that so they can forever berate you, and make you feel beholden for the rest of your days.

[sirch345]

Good point Kev, I should have remembered that

Chris.