Crap joke #394

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MacV2
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Crap joke #394

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Lloydie phoned me & told me he was having sex with a set of twins.


I said "you lucky sod, but how do you tell them apart?"



He said "It's easy. Julie has long blonde hair and big boobs...





































...and Derek has a moustache"!!!
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Watty
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Re: Crap joke #394

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Yip! Festive Shite Mac :lol:
SH#T HAPPENS!!!!!!!!
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lloydie
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Re: Crap joke #394

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Ha ha I'm always game for twins :-)


Bite the pillow I'm going in dry :-) !!
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