So for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrow's off and draw a rock on his forehead.
My sister went fecking mad when she looked in his pram .
Crap joke #397
Crap joke #397
My nephew fell asleep at a recent Birthday party we had...
So for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrow's off and draw a rock on his forehead.
My sister went fecking mad when she looked in his pram .
So for a laugh I decided to shave his eyebrow's off and draw a rock on his forehead.
My sister went fecking mad when she looked in his pram .
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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TheGingerBeardMan
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- Location: Aberdeenshire, Scotland
Re: Crap joke #397
Ahhhh - kiddie winkles. The spawn of Satan.
And talking of kids...
I remember when my wife and I decided to go out for a meal one evening.
We left the kid at home with a jigsaw to play with.
Imagine our shock when we came home and found he had sawn 4 of his fingers off....
And talking of kids...
I remember when my wife and I decided to go out for a meal one evening.
We left the kid at home with a jigsaw to play with.
Imagine our shock when we came home and found he had sawn 4 of his fingers off....
If it ain't broken...f*ck about with it until it is.
TAX: 1st March 2017
MOT: 16th March 2017
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TAX: 1st March 2017
MOT: 16th March 2017
INS: 14th March 2017
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alanfjones1411
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- Location: watford
Re: Crap joke #397
Hahaha.The ginger beard man strikes again 
When i was in B&Q DIY store the other day a man in an orange overall asked me if i wanted decking.
Good job i got the first punch in.
When i was in B&Q DIY store the other day a man in an orange overall asked me if i wanted decking.
Good job i got the first punch in.
SO WHEN DOES THIS OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER KICK IN