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MacV2
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Crap joke #400...

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The job interviewer asked, "whats your full name?"


"It's Paul Fecking Bastid Piss Flaps Campbell."


The interviewer asked me, "do you suffer from tourettes Paul?"


"No" I replied, "but the vicar at my Christening did."
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Ha ha like it
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butt biscuits

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:lol:
:beer: I drink beer like my bike drinks petrol :beer:
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