Scotish baker...

[MacV2]

I went into a Scottish bakery, earlier.

'How much is that cake?' I asked the baker.

'A poond'

And how much is that one?

'A poond'

And that one?

'A poond'

'In fact, all ma cakes are a poond', he said.

'Ach, apart from that one'

'Its two poonds'

Why's that then?

'That's Madeira cake..'










I'll grab me battenberg on the way ooot...

[simo]

it took me a while to get there till I tried it with a Scotish accent.

[sirch345]

keep taking the tablets Mac

Chris.

PS. I like battenberg too, I haven't had that for years