Man goes to thai massage parlour and while getting a massage of this gorgeous Thai girl he gets the biggest erection of his life.
Thai girl: "Can yu turn arond pees Sir?"
Man "Do I have to?"
Thai girl: "Yes pees Sir I'm nearly done"
Man "OK" After swallowing the embarrassment the man turns around.
Thai girl: "Oh mi sir, yu hav big hard on, would u like w ank?"
Very happy man: "Yes please"
Thai girl: "OK give me 2 mina"
Man lies back and smiles and thinks how lucky he is.
10 mins pass and the Thai girl comes back and stickes her head around the door...
"YOU FINISHED?"
The Half Decent Joke Thread #32
The Half Decent Joke Thread #32
Making up since 2007, sometimes it's true...Honest...
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Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #32
That was an anti climbmax !!
Re: The Half Decent Joke Thread #32
Star Wars joke, Han Solo!!!
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