Crap joke #435

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MacV2
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Crap joke #435

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Whilst cooking last night I accidentally rubbed some herbs in my eyes.


I’m now Parsley sighted...
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Crikey Mac. No need for Christmas cracker jokes this Thyme of year....
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Carry on with jokes like that and you could be on the Sage


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KermitLeFrog wrote: ↑Sun Nov 25, 2018 3:07 pm Crikey Mac. No need for Christmas cracker jokes this Thyme of year....
Sorry I just got caraway....
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Wow.....you will not believe what just happened... I walked into Morrisons petrol station to get a drink...When I walked in I noticed these 2 police officers watching some guy who was smoking while pumping petrol.. I saw him & thought, "This guy didn't have any common sense & he was very stupid ?!! With the police right there too?! But anyway, I went in and got my drink. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside and the guy's arm was on fire! He was swinging his arm and running around going crazy! I ran outside and the police had put him on the ground and were putting the fire out with their coffees!! YES, THEIR COFFEES!...Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car.. I was thinking "He shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting petrol!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the Police Officers what they were arresting him for.. The police looked me dead in my eyes and said ...

"WAVING A FIREARM!"
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