Balance

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tony.mon
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Balance

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Popkat likes to hide in the woods, watching the young people having sex in their cars in the car park.

His wife doesn't approve and only lets him out once a fortnight.

He knows how important it is to have a good lurk/wife balance.
It's not falling off, it's an upgrade opportunity.
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MacV2
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tony.mon wrote: ↑Sat Mar 09, 2019 6:27 pm Popkat likes to hide in the woods, watching the young people having sex in their cars in the car park.

His wife doesn't approve and only lets him out once a fortnight.

He knows how important it is to have a good lurk/wife balance.
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