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MacV2
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Virus joke...

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Two flies on a piece of dung talking, first one says...















"I see they got Bill, and his family, sprayed in the bathroom. Then they got Freddie, twatted with the dreaded swat, and poor Graham, the blimmin cat got him. "















"Fek me, " replied the second fly, "they're dropping like humans. "




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I'll pick up me rolled up newspaper on the way out... :lol: :lol:
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A clergyman has become the first person in America to die following on from Trump's advice last night.

His wife injected Domestos into his veins.

She is now being charged with a Bleach of the Priest.
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Maybe Trump misunderstood the tip about how best to clean pipes...
It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

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No its ok he was being sarcastic
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Is dett ol? That's ok then.
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