Psychiatrist

[iggy1966]

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Richard, we're leaving."

[VTRgirl]

I'm not sure what's sadder... that joke or iggy

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Iggy

[Stormin Ben]

Well I liked that one. Maybe its my childish sense of humour.

This one makes me chuckle too

I've been to the patent office trying to register some of my inventions. I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to filled out. She wrote down my personal information and then asked me what it was that I had invented.

I said, "A folding bottle."
She said, "Okay, what do you call it...?"
"A Fottle," I replied.
"What else do you have, she asked...?"
"A folding carton."
"And, what do you call it...?"
"A Farton."

She snickered saying, "Those are silly names for products and one of them even sounds kind of crude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without telling her about my folding bucket.

[iggy1966]

Ben

I like that one, obviously got the same childish sense of humour!!