The wife and I where sat at home the other night, I was reading the newspaper and the wife was reading one of those "gossip" magazines.
As I was sat reading I could see the wife's head popping up over her magazine giving me quizical looks.
Aye up I thought something critical is on the way.
Sure enough after anyother 10 minutes she pipes up, " do you know that 90% of women fake there orgasims"
I sat and thought for a while and replied " did you know that 100% of men don't give a sh*t" and went back to reading my paper.
It's only a joke girls!!!!
It's only a joke girls!!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
No the title was directed at the lasses HEREVTR1000KAZ wrote:was the title directed at the lasses there Ian?
we know you blokes only come for a shag when you need it...... thats how we get you back with the old headache routine every once in a while !!!!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."