Todays Countdown conundrum

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Todays Countdown conundrum

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STIFFBOARDASA
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Post by yellafella »

Ben ! You're twisted !!!! :roll: :roll: :roll:
Good though !!!! :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol:

Your spelling was just as funny :wink:
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Post by Stormin Ben »

Ar, er um

I'm sure I've got no idea what you mean


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PS I love the edit button!! :wink:
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Bet this is gonna confuse a few folk in the morning :lol:
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You'd be right there, cuppa... starting with me... please explain so I can feel like a git.
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Post by iggy1966 »

absolute classic Ben!!!

P*ssed myself laughing at that one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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The bloke who used to present a tv prog has just died, one of thoses programmes where contestants had to make up words from letters they selected etc
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Thanks Igg. Glad it was an "in" joke. At least I don't have to feel too dumb for not getting it... :roll:
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VTRgirl wrote:You'd be right there, cuppa... starting with me... please explain so I can feel like a git.
You should have been here last night to see Ben's bad spelling. He's covered his tracks now. :oops:

I just copied this into an e-mail to send it on and my spell checker didnt pick it up?? Surely STIFFBOARDASA cant be a real word?
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VTRgirl wrote:You'd be right there, cuppa... starting with me... please explain so I can feel like a git.
Sorry honey,
I had spelt conundrum wrong and Mr pedantic picked me up on it :lol:
But I re-edited my original post to make him look stoopid

And any time you want to feel a git, pop over here and I'll let you :wink:


Ben

PS just don't tell the wife 8)
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Stormin Ben wrote:And any time you want to feel a git, pop over here and I'll let you :wink:

Ben

PS just don't tell the wife 8)
:lol: Ta for the offer... I'll keep it in mind... :wink: :lol:
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Post by yellafella »

Richard Whiteleys family were understandably distraught when they heard he was 'Dead'
They would have got more points for the 8 letter word 'deceased' !!!
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yellafella wrote:Richard Madeleys family were understandably distraught when they heard he was 'Dead'
They would have got more points for the 8 letter word 'deceased' !!!
Richard Madeleys dead too?
Blimey, Judy must be distraught :lol: :lol:

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Post by yellafella »

Slip of the tongue so to speak !!!
Meant Whiteley ! :oops:
Unless i was having a premonition ? :?
:? Or just subconciously wishing ? :?
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