funeral

[northmanuk]

well ! jones the funeral man, was driving his hearse to give an old man his final trip to the chappel. as he turned the corner to go through town to the cemetry he hit a pothole, his foot slipped and he went full throttle. The back end of the hearse sswung out rapidly the bump uncatching the tail gate,
with that the coffin flew out the back straightr through a chemists window. jones stamped on the brakes stopped and,he ran into the shop shouting to the chemist got anything for coffin