This is funny I promise

[ZIPPER BABE]

An old man was sitting on a bench.
A guy with spiked hair multicoloured green, red, blue and yellow sat down next to him.
The old man just stared.
Every time the guy looked the old man was staring.
The guy finally snapped, sarcastically he said.
“Wats the matter granddad?”
“Never done anything wild in your life”……
Without batting an eyelid the old man replied.


“Got drunk once and shagged a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my SON”!!!!

[sirch345]

Brilliant