The lions practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a white powdery substance was found on the field. Police and forensic investigators were called in to investigate. After a complete analysis, the forensic guys determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the try line.
Practice was resumed after special agents decided that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
The lions coach takes the team out for a training run and first up he tells everyone to assume their normal position.
So they all go and stand behind the goalposts and wait for the conversion.
The lions are making available a helpline for fans who are disappointed with their teams performance. The helpline number is: 0800 10 10 10 That is .....0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing!!
What's your wife trying to tell you if she's wearing a lions shirt in bed??
You ain't going to score....ever!!
What's the difference between the lions and an arsonist?
An arsonist wouldn't waste that many matches.
Sad but true
Sad but true
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
it may have taken 27 years for the slam but it was worth waiting for 