Facts !!!

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yellafella
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Facts !!!

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>>>> >Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray
>>>>blocks the
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>>>> >mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.
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>>>> >Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6
>>>>feet away
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>>>> >from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the
>>>>flush.
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>>>> >The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for
>>>>blood plasma.
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>>>> >No piece of paper can be folded in half more th an 7 times.
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>>>> >Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
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>>>> >The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache.
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>>>> >Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
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>>>> >Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in
>>>>the morning.
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>>>> >The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
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>>>> >Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
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>>>> >The firs t owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer.
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>>>> >Pearls melt in vinegar.
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>>>> >The three most valuable brand names on earth:
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>>>> >Marlboro,Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
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>>>> >It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
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>>>> >A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
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>>>> >Turtles can breathe through their bottoms.
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>>>> >On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every
>>>>year.
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>>>> >Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
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>>>> >Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
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>>>> >It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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>>>> >The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every
>>>>year because
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>>>> >when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the
>>>>weight of all
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>>>> >the books that would occupy the building.
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>>>> >A snail can sleep for three years.
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>>>> >No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."
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>>>> >Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and
>>>>ears never
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>>>> >stop growing. SCARY!!!
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>>>> >All polar bears are left handed.
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>>>> >A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
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>>>> >Almost everyone who reads this will try to lick their
>>>>elbow.
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>>>> >

I know I did :roll:
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Post by yellafella »

Actually Kaz, brown sauce works better ! Used to do it to old pennies my grandma gave me ! God ! Am i really that old ? :oops:
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Post by yellafella »

Yeah cheers Kaz, will contact him soon as i get my head togather ! Things upside down at the mo ! :roll:
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Post by VTRgirl »

VTR1000KAZ wrote:oh yeah... and I do know it's physically impossible to lick your own elbow... so I never tried!
Haha! Kaz, I vaguely remember coming across a similar list of "facts" wayyyy back in the jokes pages & you confessed then to having tried. Maybe that's why you now know it's impossible! :lol: :lol: :lol:

**Of course, I could have remembered that quite wrongly & couldn't be bothered going back to check...**
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Think it was me that tried !!! :oops:
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:roll: :roll: :roll: :oops: :oops: :oops: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Post by Stormin Ben »

Kaz,
You DO know the elbow is the pointy bit half way down your arm, and not the peach shaped wobbly bit above the back of your knees don't you?


:lol: :lol: :p

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VTR1000KAZ wrote:Twinnie... it was only a little further down the page........ here's the link....[url]
Hahahahaha! Knew someone'd be quick to look it up! :lol: :lol:
My mistake, Kaz... I should've known it was yella! :lol: :wink:
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Post by eddvtr1000 »

ducks quaks do echo, it was on bainiac the other week so ner :wink:
4 cyl = 2ltr , 2 cyl = 1ltr it's all relative.
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