A friend said "hey, you should run in the marathon".
I said "no way"
He said "go on... it's for spastics & blind children"
I thought "sh1t... I could win this..."
Maybe...
That is so sick only a nurse would like it..........once told this joke to a student nurse.
Whats the worst thing about having a lung transplant............
Coughing up someone else's sputum.
Don't think thats funny she said my husbands just had a lung transplant.
Felt stupid.........never liked her anyway
Whats the worst thing about having a lung transplant............
Coughing up someone else's sputum.
Don't think thats funny she said my husbands just had a lung transplant.
Felt stupid.........never liked her anyway
it may be clever, but its not big.
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VTRgirl
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Wonder if she still kisses him... Poor girl... no sense of humour. Such a shame if people lose that when they're sick... Even had the daughter of a deceased patient last night share a joke with me.RAINMAKER wrote:Don't think thats funny she said my husbands just had a lung transplant.
Felt stupid.........never liked her anyway
Gotta agree, though. There's a heck of a lot that only nurses find funny... Oh, and probably Cuppa...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
yeah, for example had a guy who fell out of his wheelchair and sustained minor head injury, hit the pavement edge and the chair tipped him out.
Sad cos he was bi-lateral above knee amputee, made worse by the fact that a few years ago he tried to kill himself, laid down with his head on the railway track...............
the train came the other way and chopped his legs off...........not funny but funny.
another attempted suicide foiled by the police, this time a bridge jumper, the police persuaded not to jump and as the police 'helped' him back over the railings they 'dropped' him. Over 100 feet.........fracture ankle.
Lucky or unlucky, but funny in a twisted nursey way
Sad cos he was bi-lateral above knee amputee, made worse by the fact that a few years ago he tried to kill himself, laid down with his head on the railway track...............
the train came the other way and chopped his legs off...........not funny but funny.
another attempted suicide foiled by the police, this time a bridge jumper, the police persuaded not to jump and as the police 'helped' him back over the railings they 'dropped' him. Over 100 feet.........fracture ankle.
Lucky or unlucky, but funny in a twisted nursey way
it may be clever, but its not big.
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VTRgirl
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lmho at those two! Especially the train one! Go riding with heaps of train drivers over here, so will have to pass that one on. One poor guy is only 26 & has hit & killed four "jumpers" already. Inconsiderate morons.
Had a bilat above knee amputee recently. She kept her "legs" in the cupboard & basically spent most of the day in bed, so it wasn't apparent. She loved to scare the AINs (PSAs...) or anyone else new by asking them to get her something from the cupboard... Loved her. Great sense of humour.
Had a bilat above knee amputee recently. She kept her "legs" in the cupboard & basically spent most of the day in bed, so it wasn't apparent. She loved to scare the AINs (PSAs...) or anyone else new by asking them to get her something from the cupboard... Loved her. Great sense of humour.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?