In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's. He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Second Day.
On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Third Day.
On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fourth Day.
On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Fifth Day.
On the Fifth day God created a bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Sixth Day.
On the Sixth Day God saw that this bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with. So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good blokes. God saw that it was good. Evening came and morning came and it was the Seventh Day.
On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes, smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God saw that it was good... well almost good. He saw that the blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest. So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, bear children, wash, and cook and clean the BBQ. God saw that it was not just good, it was better than that, it was absolutely Awesome! IT WAS AUSTRALIA!
One for the lads...
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VTRgirl
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One for the lads...
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If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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yellafella
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That does it ! I'm off to the qantas website to book me a ticket right now !!!! 
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VTRgirl
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I think barbecued prawns is our national dish... 
Australia really is fantastic. You lot should all bring your bikes & move out here!
"And now for the long-range weather forecast...
Bright sunny days ahead with thundering storms approaching from the north..."
Australia really is fantastic. You lot should all bring your bikes & move out here!
"And now for the long-range weather forecast...
Bright sunny days ahead with thundering storms approaching from the north..."
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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yellafella
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Yes, now can you go back and make the q a capital!!yellafella wrote:Sharpe1 wrote:Don't make me tell you again!! Qantas has no UUUUUU!!yellafella wrote:That does it ! I'm off to the quantas website to book me a ticket right now !!!!
I stand corrected. Beg your forgiveness and have amended my previous post accordingly.
Fussy git !
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
Hwo neds a lesion in speeling!Stormin Ben wrote:I thought it stood fordroid wrote:At a guess Queensland And Northern Territiories Air Services ?
Quaint Australians Need Teaching About Spelling !!!
Ben
Larry.
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
'99 YELLOW
A man goes to the Zoo, but when he arrives there's only a dog.
It was a Shitzu!
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VTRgirl
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Actually, Larry, if you wanna get teckernickle, it's an acronym, and as such, should all be in capitals. And before you retaliate that it is in fact the company name also & as such, only requires an initial capital (being a proper noun), then you must henceforth pronounce it "kontas", as I believe it would otherwise require the letter "u" to be acceptable in the English language.Sharpe1 wrote:... now can you go back and make the q a capital!!
I pride myself in smart-arsedness.
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?