Beavers

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Aug 06, 2005 9:03 pm

An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The
doctor asks him how he's feeling.

The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.
What do you think about that?"

The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'.

Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you
think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds
into that beaver."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly."

Post by **sirch345** » Wed Aug 10, 2005 9:08 pm

Very good Badger, I think there's a lesson in that, for us to remember

Chris.

vtr vicki · Post by **vtr vicki** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:12 am

Yeh im never going to sit by a stream with my beaver out ever again

curly · Post by **curly** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:00 pm

Oh, so you already have done then?

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 1:29 pm

Got any pics

Post by **sirch345** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 4:34 pm

vtr vicki wrote:Yeh im never going to sit by a stream with my beaver out ever again

That was not the actual lesson I meant, but then again

Chris.

yellafella · Post by **yellafella** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 7:25 pm

Vicki ! You naughty girl !!!

If i saw you do that i would have to put you over my knee !!!!!!!!

vtr vicki · Post by **vtr vicki** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:52 pm

Jaglifter · Post by **Jaglifter** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 11:05 pm

Apparently 1 in 25 of us have the same sort of issue!!!!!!