It's a cracker

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iggy1966
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It's a cracker

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You'll like this............... It's a cracker!!!!!!!

http://www.abercon.co.uk/vtr1000/cpg/di ... hp?pos=-30
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cupasoop
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Piss off back to italy :roll:
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Max
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Post by Max »

I knew what it would be and I still clicked on the link, How stupid am I ??? :?
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And what was i saying just the other day......
cheerz

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Post by yellafella »

Doh ! Fell for it !! :oops:
Iggy ya git !!!! :roll:
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Pete.L
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Yikes!!!!
Come back Kaz. All your bad jokes are forgiven
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Post by iggy1966 »

I'll get my coat..............................................
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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curly
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Post by curly »

:D
The old ones are the best!!!
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Post by cupasoop »

curly wrote::D
The old ones are the best!!!
Normally, but not in this case :roll:
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Post by VTRgirl »

Iggy... you're crackers... :roll: :roll: :roll:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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hmmmmmmm

Post by tony.wilde1 »

reminds me of an old chat-up line..."do you like xmas love?yes....pull this its a cracker"!!!
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grinner
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Post by grinner »

Actually...........Technically......... It's crackerS!!!!! and not 'A cracker' as originally stated!!!! :twisted:
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Pete.L
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Post by Pete.L »

Gulp!!!!
With both you and Iggy on the case I don't know whether to laugh or cry :roll: :roll:

PS hows the suntan lines doing?

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Post by RAINMAKER »

Hi Kaz, how's the white bits doin.......... 8)
it may be clever, but its not big.
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Post by iggy1966 »

Subtle Paul, very subtle :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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