theres this woman,in the morgue,viewing her dead husband,and shes absolutely distraught,so the attendant says to her"is there anything I can do?"she says "I know it sounds stupid,but he always wanted to be buried in a pinstripe suit,and all he has is the black one he has on now,and we too poor to buy anything else".So the attendant moved with pity says"leave it with me I'll see what I can do."
A couple of days later the lady goes back to the morgue,and her husband is lying there in an immaculate pinstripe suit.So she rushes over to the attendant and says"howd you manage it!?"
Well he says,its funny how things work out sometimes,there was a lady here yesterday,viewing her deceased husband,and he was wearing a pinstripe suit,and she mentioned how he.d always wanted to be buried in a black suit! after that it was easy....simply a matter of swapping the heads around...
if you smile at this youre a sick and sad individual
if you smile at this youre a sick and sad individual
Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes
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