While in department store..
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering,"Shut up,all of you,shut up"
or...Stare grinning at another shopper for a while,and then announce" I have new socks on"
if that doesnt work,stare at said shopper for a while,then announce in horror,"youre one of THEM!" and back away slowly
and heres one that even newbies can try...swat at flies that dont exist...
Have an interesting day, buzzard
the wifes dragged you off shopping,youre bored, try these..
the wifes dragged you off shopping,youre bored, try these..
Very funny Scotty...now beam down my clothes
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VTRgirl
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Love the new socks one. Heard that years ago & actually tried it in an elevator one time in Brisbane. Was just me & one other woman in there. A toffee-nosed business type, so I thought "perfect". I'd been working as a legal secretary for a few years & was sick of the whole snob scene. She was standing at the back facing forward (as is socially expected... 
) when I got in. I stood about a metre in front of her, rocking from my toes to my heels, made eye contact & smiled for about 10 seconds. Then, when she was getting really uncomfortable, I very excitedly hit her with the "I've got new socks on". She didn't say a word. Didn't smile. Didn't laugh. Just looked everywhere but at me, I presume pretending I wasn't there. I, on the other hand, nearly wet myself!
Highly recommended
) when I got in. I stood about a metre in front of her, rocking from my toes to my heels, made eye contact & smiled for about 10 seconds. Then, when she was getting really uncomfortable, I very excitedly hit her with the "I've got new socks on". She didn't say a word. Didn't smile. Didn't laugh. Just looked everywhere but at me, I presume pretending I wasn't there. I, on the other hand, nearly wet myself!Highly recommended
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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VTRgirl
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Lifts (elevators) are the best places for mind games. You're stuck in a very small, enclosed environment with a stranger/strangers. They're people your likely to never see again. You can't embarrass yourself, only them...
Another good one is the tapdancing mouse... Think of a good old tap-dancing kind of a tune & hum that while clicking your tongue against the roof of your mouth. I have the perfect tune, but can't exactly demonstrate for you...
Whatever you choose, if you get to your floor first, simply take a grand bow and exit with grandeur.
The possibilities are endless, but the important thing is eye-contact. Nothing makes people more uneasy than continued eye-contact. It's brilliant. And extremely entertaining. Gives them something to talk about too. "This moron in the lift this morning..."
I know you're humming & clicking...
Another good one is the tapdancing mouse... Think of a good old tap-dancing kind of a tune & hum that while clicking your tongue against the roof of your mouth. I have the perfect tune, but can't exactly demonstrate for you...
Whatever you choose, if you get to your floor first, simply take a grand bow and exit with grandeur.
The possibilities are endless, but the important thing is eye-contact. Nothing makes people more uneasy than continued eye-contact. It's brilliant. And extremely entertaining. Gives them something to talk about too. "This moron in the lift this morning..."
I know you're humming & clicking...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
Have I missed something, where does the mouse come into it?VTRgirl wrote:Lifts (elevators)Another good one is the tapdancing mouse... Think of a good old tap-dancing kind of a tune & hum that while clicking your tongue against the roof of your mouth. I have the perfect tune, but can't exactly demonstrate for you...
Rich.
