What bike SHOULD you be riding???

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VTRgirl
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What bike SHOULD you be riding???

Post by VTRgirl »

Give this a burl...

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testi ... 7436152068

Twinnie, according to this, I should be on a Mille!!!!

"You've spent some big bucks on a sexy Aprilia, now go buy a beat-up Kawasaki EX500 as a track bike and get in some practice before you kill yourself."

I don't know what "moxie" is, but baby, I've got it...
99% on moxie
6% on zeal
97% on pomp
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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curly
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Post by curly »

This is my result,

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 2 moxie, 5 zeal, and -2 pomp!

I would never ride a harley!!
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Post by kevg »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

FJR 1300 for me.

3 moxie(31%).
7 zeal(64%).
1 pomp(46%).

sounds about right, no fuss but gets you there, maybe when i retire from the storm.
cheerz

kev
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

same result as curly :roll:
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Post by sirch345 »

Ditto :roll: :lol:

Chris
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Post by Pete.L »

sh1t!!!
A poxy in line four 8O
Yamaha YZF R1
You scored 6 moxie, 6 zeal, and 1 pomp!
You're addicted to speed, but have the knowledge and experience to match. Although you like to win, you don't really care so much about competing with others as much as competing with yourself.
Your bike is the Yamaha YZF R1. Given how easily the rear wheel on this beast spins up coming out of turns, it is fortunate that you constantly work to improve your skills. (I've seen more R1s crash at track days than any other bike.)

It was a close decision with the Suzuki GSXR1000, but your personality seemed a bit more R1-ish. (But hey, I could be wrong. Its only a silly test.)
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Post by iggy1966 »

I got the Mille

You scored higher than 83% on moxie

You scored higher than 4% on zeal

You scored higher than 97% on pomp


:lol:
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Post by ips »

I got the
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Better than a Harley or Inline4 :P
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Post by ips »

Not sure if I should have stuck with my 1st result.
Tried again and got the FJR1300.
3 moxie 30%
8 zeal 94%
-2 pomp! 2%
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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Post by Max »

FJR 1300

I don't think I've ever seen one though
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Post by Sharpe1 »

Harley 883 Sportster
You scored 3 moxie, 1 zeal, and -2 pomp!

Bunch of crap!!
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Post by plivesey »

Yamaha FJR1300 for me. It's having a giraffe. Wouldn't be seen dead on one.
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Post by bluestorm »

poxy 883 sportster.

not happy.
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Post by sirch345 »

You're never going to believe this an

HAYABUSA GSX1300R

Chris.
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