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what do you do if you see a spaceman?















park in it man!!!
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Post by 3suzukiman »

Mmmmm :?
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Post by plivesey »

On a similar hippy theme.

Hey man, turn the light on.

Hey light, I love you.
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Post by 3suzukiman »

:P nice one..
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What good are hippies anyway?

Well, they give you something to hang your leggies from... :roll:
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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silly

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what do you call a man with a car on his head














jack :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by sirch345 »

People tell you if you can't spell a word look it up in the dictionary :!:













How can you do that if you can't spell it :roll:
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

the answer to that sirch is "ferked if i know" :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?



No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?



Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs & no body?



A hat rack.
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Post by sirch345 »

tony.wilde1 wrote:the answer to that sirch is "ferked if i know" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Good answer Tony 8)

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VTRgirl wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs & no body?

A hat rack.
Ya missed one honey!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes, noe logs and no Richard?


Still no wombles idea!! :lol:

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Stormin Ben wrote:Ya missed one honey!!
I had heard that one... I'm just too nice to say it :wink: :roll: :lol: .
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Post by Stormin Ben »

VTRgirl wrote:
Stormin Ben wrote:Ya missed one honey!!
I had heard that one... I'm just too nice to say it :wink: :roll: :lol: .
Aah bless you. Didn't realise you were such a delicate little flower! :lol:

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Post by dkt1376 »

two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says









hope u know how to drive this thing :D
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