How many???

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VTRgirl
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How many???

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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "And yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident".

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands Finally, the President looks up and asks...

"How many is a Brazillion ??!"
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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