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tony.wilde1
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by tony.wilde1 »
last night i was told by my dad
if i stared at the moon id go mad
i tried it last night
and im perfectly alright
GROODLE MENDLE FLAD!!

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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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sirch345
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by sirch345 »
You are not on your own Stu
Chris.
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VTRgirl
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by VTRgirl »
Ummm... the guy thinks he's alright, but clearly, his dad knew what he was talking about...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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tony.wilde1
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by tony.wilde1 »
VTRgirl wrote:Ummm... the guy thinks he's alright, but clearly, his dad knew what he was talking about...
seems like my dad knew me pretty well then...

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RAINMAKER
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by RAINMAKER »
well I must be thick.........I still don't get it

it may be clever, but its not big.
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curly
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by curly »
It's obvious, he says groodle mendle flad because he's gone mad!!
Otherwise the last line would be something like,
"Thank god it wasn't bad!"
Or something better!!

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tony.wilde1
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by tony.wilde1 »
right ...to all those who didnt get the joke ive made the proper version ok?if you email me ill send it..then you can hear it instead ...ok peeps?
