Dilemma
Dilemma
A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to..to..Cut it off, are you???!?" The husband said, with a horrible gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire!"
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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VTRgirl
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Naaaaaaaaasty!!! That even had me wincing!
Reminds me though, anyone who hasn't seen the movie "Saw", go & see it. Absolutely brilliant. Basically a psycho who puts people in these kind of situations where they have to kill (or do something else just as sinister or gross) or be killed themselves. If you love a thriller, it's a MUST. Believe the sequel is being released shortly...
Reminds me though, anyone who hasn't seen the movie "Saw", go & see it. Absolutely brilliant. Basically a psycho who puts people in these kind of situations where they have to kill (or do something else just as sinister or gross) or be killed themselves. If you love a thriller, it's a MUST. Believe the sequel is being released shortly...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?