christmas joke

tony.wilde1 · Post by **tony.wilde1** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 12:35 pm

3 blokes waiting to get into heaven,st peter says,you can come in if you show me something to do with christmas.first bloke gets out his lighter and says,here you go,a xmas candle....st peter says,in you go,second man jangles a bunch of keys and says,,here you are,jingle bells,hmmm,says peter,,ok in you go...last man gets out an old pair knickers,peter says,what the fooks that got to do with xmas?..oh..says the man.."theyre carols'!!

Post by **sirch345** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 4:57 pm

Brilliant

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 7:31 pm

Alan

cupasoop · Post by **cupasoop** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 9:02 am

Why would a stranger have a pair of your wifes knickers in his pocket Tony?

iggy1966 · Post by **iggy1966** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 1:53 pm