Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke,
when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom,
cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Annie: What's that?
Molly: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Annie: Where did you get it?
Molly: You can get them at any chemist.
The next day, Annie hobbles herself into the local chemist and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The bloke, obviously embarrassed, looks at her very strangely
(she is, after all, over 80 years old), but very delicately asks
what brand she prefers.
Annie: Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel.
