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tony.wilde1
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Post by tony.wilde1 »

A man approached a very beautiful woman in
a very large supermarket and said,

"I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.
Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"

The woman looked puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asked.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours,
my wife appears out of nowhere!" :D
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sirch345
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Post by sirch345 »

That man has got to be you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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SILVER ZIPPER
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Post by SILVER ZIPPER »

Women must have a school where they learn about men,s imperfection,s.Men will never see it,never find it,but it will allway,s be there.When you drink a beer,look at another women(just to look at her nice shoe,s)have a nap, the school will be watching your every move.
Looking over you,re shoulder will not work, they know what your up to
there,s no escape 8O 8O 8O
BEWARE YOU ARE BEING WATCHED
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I HATE IT WHEN I HAVE TO PUT IT AWAY........
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Pete.L
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Post by Pete.L »

I think they have a special inbuilt psychic ability and they seem to pass infomation back and fourth with only a look between them selves.
Lets face it Guys, we're screwed :( (or NOT as the case maybe)

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Post by iggy1966 »

Ain't that the truth!!! 8O

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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