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tony.wilde1
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clean joke!!

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Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on
a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to
talk.


Everyone else in the room stops to listen.


MAN: "Hello"


WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"


MAN: "Yes"


WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"


MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."


WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."


MAN: "How much?"


WOMAN: "£70,000"


MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."


WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is
back on the market. They're asking £950,000"



MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really
is a pretty good price."



WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"


MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."


The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at
him in
astonishment, mouths agape.....


He smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" :D
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:biggrin :lol: :lol: :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quick! Someone tell the moderator that Tony's logon has been hijacked!
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by sirch345 »

VTR1000KAZ wrote:2 posts... and no sign of any bare flesh 8O

Tony.. are you ok hunny? :lol:
Perhaps Kaz it Tony's 'New Year's resolution' :!: :lol: :lol:
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