House cleaning philosophy

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VTRgirl
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House cleaning philosophy

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I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible.

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...
I may never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

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A clean house is a sign of a broken computer...
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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iggy1966
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Post by iggy1966 »

Bloody women and there excuses!!!

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
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Post by Pete.L »

Soo...
Just what do you do Girl?
or should'nt I ask 8O

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Post by curly »

You should meet my good lady, I think you'd get on well!! :wink:
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Typical :!: :lol: :lol:

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Pete.L wrote:Just what do you do Girl?
or should'nt I ask 8O
I pay someone else to clean so I am free to perform other Girlie-type duties :wink: :P
If you ate yourself would you become twice as big or simply disappear?
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Post by yellafella »

curly wrote:You should meet my good lady, I think you'd get on well!! :wink:
Mine too ! They should start their own site !!!!!!!!!
Dust dodgers or something !!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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VTRgirl wrote:
Pete.L wrote:Just what do you do Girl?
or should'nt I ask 8O
I pay someone else to clean so I am free to perform other Girlie-type duties :wink: :P
Gulp! 8O
Now I'm getting nervous....What type of Girlie-type duties??

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