I raced a Harley the other day

[Stormin Ben]

I raced a Harley today and after some really hard riding I managed to PASS
the guy. I was riding on one of those really, really twisting sections of
Oxford road with no straight sections to speak of and where most of the
bends have warning signs that say "15 MPH".

I knew if I was going to pass one of those monsters with those big-V-Twin
motors, it would have to be a place like this where handling and rider skill
are more important than BHP alone.

I saw the guy up ahead as I exited one of the turns and knew I could catch
him, but it wouldn't be easy. I concentrated on my braking and cornering.
Three corners later, I was on his tail. Catching him was one thing; passing
him would prove to be another.

Two corners later, I pulled up next to him as we sailed down a long
downhill. I think he was shocked to see me next to him, as I nearly got by
him before he
could recover. Next corner, same thing. I'd manage to pull up next to him as
we started to enter the corners but when we came out he'd get on the
throttle and outpower me. His horsepower was almost too much to overcome,
but this only made me more determined than ever.

My only hope was to outbrake him. I held off squeezing the lever until the
last instant. I kept my nerve while he lost his. In an instant I was by him.
Corner after corner, I could hear the roar of his engine as he struggled to
keep up. Three more miles to go before the road straightens out and he would
pass me for good.

But now I was in the lead and he would no longer hold me back. I stretched
out my lead and by the time we reached the bottom of the canyon, he was more
than a full corner behind. I could no longer see him in my rear-view mirror.

Once the road did straighten out, it seemed like it took miles before he
passed me, but it was probably just a few hundred yards. I was no match for
that kind of horsepower, but it was done. In the tightest section of road,
where bravery and skill count for more than horsepower and deep pockets, I
had passed him. though it was not easy, I had won the race to the bottom of
the canyon and I had preserved the proud tradition of one of the best bits
of brit iron.

I will always remember that moment. I don't think I've ever pedaled so hard
in my life. And some of the credit must go to Raleigh cycles, as well. They
really make a great bicycle...

[tony.wilde1]

[yellafella]

I wont repeat what Yellabird said !!!!!

[yellafella]

Rhymes with 'Pucker'

[sirch345]

Excellent Ben

[curly]

Brilliant, I enjoyed that!

[VTRgirl]

You just know what's coming, but you have to laugh anyway...

A friend bought a Harley Skirtster last week. I feel it my duty to share that one with him.