joke time

[tony.wilde1]

A man pinches his wife's butt and " says do ya know if u firm that up you could get rid of ur girdle."
Rather annoyed she decides to bite her tongue and says nothing.
Later that night in bed her husband squeezed her tits and "said do u know if u firm these up then u could get rid of ur bra!"
Absolutely fuming the wife reached over and grabbed his Richard and said well do ya know if u firmed this up we could get rid of the gardener, the milkman and ur wombles brother !!!

[sirch345]

[Badger]